Bloomington man wanted in connection with several aggravated batteries

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Colby Shafer of Bloomington, IL is wanted for aggravated battery on several homeless people. When the victims were asked to rate their pain on a scale of 1-10, most of them said "ehh, about a 1". This man is not considered to be dangerous as he hits worse than a girl.

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