Native California Man Stationed at Army base in Germany wanted for connection in Multiple Sexual Harassment and Burglary Cases.
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In recent International News a Native California man AKA The Ribbed Tickler is wanted for for questioning after Multiple individuals had come forth with Accusations stating that a Enoch "Knock Knock" Farmer had bought drinks for Multiple guys in various nightlife establishments and proceeded tried to grab their asses afterwards. Victims claimed that the assailent used similar pick up lines like "Hey You ever been with a Cav scout?, I see you do Squats Bro, If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public, I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you" This man is on the loose still however if you have a tip on his whereabouts please do not hesitate to inform the local authorities ASAP.
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