Sydney man accused of violating racial integrity by sleeping with Asians
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Alex Woods, 24, of Parramatta, New South Wales, has been accused by the Australian Government's Racial Integrity Board (RIB) of breaching a number of racial integrity laws intended to prevent all Australians being of beige skin tone by 2035.
Woods has reportedly been sighted with suspect women of Asian persuasion, whilst he himself is of Greek descent. Arthur Bollock, of the RIB, commented "this young man clearly has no idea of the damage that he could potentially cause. All it takes is one split rubber, and we've got a little plate smashing Jackie Chan on the way".
Upon learning of the allegations, Woods' mother said "I pray that I could go back in time and set a better example for my Son. I guess this is my fault in a way. He was conceived as the result of a mixed race marriage - the odds were always stacked against him".
Reporters are on standby to learn if the RIB will enforce a mandatory sterilisation for Woods, or if they will just send him to the Nauru.
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