BOY IN CONVERTIBLE ASTRA BANNED FROM ARGOS FOR TRYING TO MEASURE HIS PENIS USING THE FREE PENS OUTSIDE STORE
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25 year old Craig Evans from Townhill (swansea) known between friends as creeper Craig , Was arrested on Saturday 22th of March for trying to measure his penis using the free pens you can get at any argos store ... His associate a Mr "Martin Sealey " was in the passenger seat of the car (a blue convertible vauxhall astra)
Mr.Evans was pulled when police saw his Rapey face lookign towards them and seen a dark headed man (Mr Sealey) infront of Mr Evans holding 2 blue pens along side Mr Evans penis immitating the girth and length ... Evans also was cautioned for having the writing ' I shag kids' written into his dirty car, Police (P.C Fraser& Pc Higgins) pulled Mr.Evans and confronted him about it to which he replied 'my friends done it' police then instructed Mr Evans to get out of his car and informed him the car was a shed and smelt of meow and was likely to be crushed as it wasnt road worthy. He is due trial on 30/05/17
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