Cake Man Arrested for Stealing Flour
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Denmark, SC - A local baker, Eddie Kane, was caught red handed stealing 58 pounds of flour and 300 grocery bags from Family Dollar on highway 321. According to the police report, overnight stocker Tina Hagood heard a strange noise and went to check things out only to find a bearded man wearing a wig and a blue Double O's shirt. Sources say his hands were moving like lightning while he was stealing and Tina turned him in for failing to deliver the 3 cake jars he promised her for not snitching. Eddie Kane is currently serving 25 years and Tina has since been fired from Family Dollar for aiding a burglary.
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