Children’s playground stalker

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Baltimore police are on the lookout for this man last seen at a playground on Baker Street near the popular grove area. An eyewitness say they were out on the porch when the saw a two door infinity g35x pull up and sat there for 3 days.The witness walked up to the car and he saw what he thought looked like the suspect was materbating he knocked on the window and startled the suspect. The suspect then rolled down his windows and said its its its its its its its its not what it looks like and did 103 mph up baker st one of the kids said the suspect face looked like a sprained thumb and his breath smelled like he ate a pile of zoo dirt if anybody see this man please do not hesitate to dial 911 he has a face long ass the Maryland HSA test so u can’t miss him.

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