Brittany found guilty of using too much hair dye! Sentenced to life in prison.
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An Oregon court jury today found Brittany guilty of using to much hair dye and sentenced her to life in prison.
Brittany put up a good defense, but the jury was just not buying it. They ruled she had abused the Walmart hair and accessories isle and ordered her to serve no less than 20 years behind bars.
This is not Ms. Brittany's first time being found guilty of violating the Walmart hair standards act, which may explain the severe punishment this clearly angry jury handed down today.
Attempts to reach Brittany for comment on her sentence were unsuccessful.
She begins serving her sentence on friday 9/7/2018.
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