NY Times: Donald Trump consumes bread publicly, could this be the end of the Donald Era?
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 52179 Shares
NYT- Yet another morning passes, and the president has sent another tweet. National collapse as usual. Today is rather different, though, as the president was seen doing the unthinkable: Eating a half-devoured loaf of sourdough rye, in the white house rose garden. A reliable eyewitness (EDITOR'S NOTE: This eyewitness has NO relation to the author whatsoever, AT ALL) said that he observed the president concluding his press conference by "dabbing," a neonazi symbol designed by white supremacists. He then proceeded to crawl into the bushes, presumably to avoid press. Trump then proceeded to take the loaf out of his pocket, and committed perhaps the most impeachable offense so far in his presidency. This action could be a sealing pact between the president and Israel to overthrow the american democracy from within. After all, I don't like Israel very much because I am woke, thus such a theory is most likely correct.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
-
2
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images