MARTIAL LAW TO TAKE EFFECT AT MIDNIGHT
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Gov.Ron DeSantis (R-FL) says he must take drastic measures in the State of Florida to curve the amount of cases in the state!
He goes on to say that he has tried to allow local Governments such as Broward County and Miami-Dade to enact the “Safer-at-Home Ordinances but that people are not heading the warnings! He says it’s typical for areas that have high populations of DEMOCRATS! That they would screw it up for the rest of the LOGICAL CONSERVATIVES that reside in those counties! He stated that they are complaining that the parks are closed and they can’t exercise, even though they never it did it prior to that! They call us deplorables yet they can’t sit at home for a few days to curb the spread of Covid-19 or as he calls it the “KUNG FLU” So as governor I am MANDATING the closure of everything in the state! Let’s see who survives isolated in their homes! Law Enforcement and the National Guard have orders to use lethal force on anyone found wondering the streets! So stay your asses at home
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