Advertisers Exploiting Virus Leads to Shortage of Brooding Piano Music
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A recent surge in TV commercials from businesses eager to show their concern for their customers has put an unprecedented strain on the supply of brooding piano music.
“Advertisers want their customers to know how much they care as they promote online sales, delivery, and curb side pick-up,” said Angela Manard, President of the America Association of Advertisers. “When you only have 30 seconds to showcase your sensitivity, these stock piano pieces are the go-to.”
Pianist Devon Green has felt the impact. “I’m composing 18 to 20 hours a day. People think this is easy, but the constant composition of music that conjures despondence, rumination, and fret takes a toll. As people watch these melancholy ads, I hope they will take just a moment to appreciate those of us who are behind the scenes.”
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