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Small animals including squirrels, cats and even chickens have been sighted being beamed up by unusual light sources all over the Wood Green area. 12 sightings have been reported in the last week alone and local police fear this could only get worse. "This is the biggest threat to our local animals since the Pied Piper got rid of all our pet rats that time." said Police Constable Shroon in a press conference yesterday.

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