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Local teen Micheal rose has been arrested for organising a string of robberies in the Thornton heath area.

With the help of our metropolitan police force in the borough of Croydon we have been able to catch this troubled teen.
His last burglary resulted in £200k worth of damages to property although the group only stole below the amount of £800 the victims of these events have all been compensated with a free corona virus testing kit each to make up for the loss for further details please email us at [email protected]

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