Nace por sorpresa un niño en un alojamiento turístico en L'Hospitalet de Llobregat. La madre no sabía que estaba embarazada.

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Nace por sorpresa un niño en un alojamiento turístico en L'Hospitalet de Llobregat. La madre no sabía que estaba embarazada.

El niño, al que han llamado Jesús, nacía a las 11:05 de la mañana del pasado 25 de Diciembre. Sus padres decidieron pasar las fiestas en unos conocidos apartamentos turísticos en L'Hospitalet de Llobregat, donde al amanecer la mujer de 32 años, comenzó a notar lo que luego entendió que eran contracciones. "Yo creía que eran gases" cuenta a este periódico, mientras abraza a la criatura, que pesó 3,500kg y que se encuentra actualmente en la unidad de neonatos del Hospital Sant Joan de Deu en Barcelona.

Tanto la madre como el bebé se encuentran en perfecta salud. El feliz y sorprendido padre nos dice que "He sufrido un poco por el estado en el que hemos dejado el apartamento, pero, estoy seguro de desde Barcelona Touch Apartments sabrán apreciar esta broma del Día de los Inocentes"

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