Local Mayor Caught in Torrid Love Affair with county Sexpot Chicken

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Local Mayor Caught in Torrid Love Affair with county Sexpot Chicken

Current Mayor LeRoy (last name withheld for legal reasons) was caught last week by Brantley County farmer Willy BeGood in his hen house, sweet talking the well known Sexpot Chicken, Henrietta Butterball. Miss Butterball is well known in the county for her bosom and great thighs, which may have been too much for Mayor LeRoy. Farmer BeGood reported that he heard cooing and cackling coming from the hen house well past roosting time and went to investigate, suspecting a Fox may have slipped in. To his utter surprise, Mayor LeRoy was standing there butt naked and with tail feathers in his mouth. Farmer BeGood said that the whole situation was something out of a sick porno and after being cough yolk handed, Mayor LeRoy offered him camouflaged pants, brightly colored tee shirts, oddly colored bathing suits, and a free ride to town in his old pick up truck. Farmer BeGood agreed and they both thought the situation was cleared. If it weren’t for Candidate Steve getting involved in this horrible situation, the public would have never known… “We just can’t have this sort of thing going on to our innocent chickens”…Steve was reported to claim.. “ God only knows what kind of child this debauchery will bring into the world” Steve continued..

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