Burger King Stock Plummets!
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Burger King has found it's stock prices in a spiral lately. Reports are that one of the biggest financial contributors made a statement on Twitter that started the whole downward trend for BK. Our inside sources say the person is Mr. Jeff Taylor. After searching through Twitter our investagators found a post from Mr. Taylor that reads
"Went to BK today and asked for a LOT of ketchup, and only got 3 packets. I can no longer support BK, their employees, or any other affiliates." WeWantKetchupAssociation
No word yet on any plans to remove Mr. Taylor's golden statue from the BK in his home town of Columbus, Indiana.... but I'm sure it will have to go.
We pray that all victims, along with their friends and families, will make a full and speedy recovery
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