Local Millionaire Saves Own Life By Ordering With UPS
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NEW YORK - Last week, Greg Bomboski(The Millionaire), received a human sized package. He thought that it was his, because he said that he did order something human sized (won’t reveal what he ordered) so he kept it and brought it inside. When he opened the package, a body flopped out with a ski mask on. When the officials arrived, the robber was pronounced dead by a broken neck. Officials say that the millionaire dodged a bullet by using UPS for shipping.
Officials went out looking for any family of the robber and found one of his friends here's what he had to say. “I didn’t know what he was planning. He just kept on telling me “I’m getting ready to get rich and when I do, I'll break my bread with you” I said “okay man just don’t do anything stupid that’ll get you hurt” he said “I won't” well come to find out instead of him “breaking bread” he breaks his neck. Poor guy, I'm going to miss him. R.I.P [name blurred out for privacy reasons]”.
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