Local man sucks at Magic: The Gathering
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Studies have shown that here in Central New York we have some quality Magic players. Magic: The Gathering is a card based game where you cast spells against your opponent while using your army of cards against theirs. Recently it has come to our teams attention that a local player is just plain terrible at it.
Grant Lambert from Whitesboro, New York sucks at Magic: The Gathering. Often found participating in Drafting events in Whitesboro, he seems to talk big game, but can he follow through? Apparently not. According to eyewitness reports Lambert has even been spotted cheating an 8th grader out of pizza during a match, later while indulging in his tainted earnings he began cracking jokes and making finger guns, despite the fact no one could understand what he was saying.
Local players agree their best tip to becoming good at Magic: The Gathering is simply to not be Grant Lambert.
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