Rochester Under Attack
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Emergency calls are reportedly clogging the Rochester 911 system. Residents are reporting gangs of pumpkins roaming the streets of the city, terrorizing citizens. Police Chief Gordon Lightsquash has issued a warning to city residents to stay inside and lock their doors until the situation can be assessed. No information is available local hospitals at this time about possible injuries.
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