The "Soul Sucker" has struck again!!

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Melvin Williams, also known as "The Soul Sucker" has struck again. It is believed to have all started back in the year of 2009. An elderly woman by the name of Francine Moorebutt said that she had just slipped into her night gown and went to bed. About 25 minutes later, she heard a noice outside of her window. She didn't think much of it because there's a tree right by her window and the branches sometimes hit the window when there's a strong wind blowing. 5 minutes later she opened her eyes to see a man, approximately 5ft 8inches tall standing over her, breathing heavily. A breast pump in one hand, a mason jar in the other.

Williams/Soul Sucker then tied her legs and hands up and laid her on her stomach. He then pulled her gown up and her underwear down. She then asked him what was he doing. He replied, "I ain't never sucked or pumped the soul from an ancient ass before. There's a first time for everything, I guess."

He then put on a song that says, "just shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got."

Williams then spread her cheeks and proceeded to use the breast pump to try to suck the elderly lady's soul through her butt hole. He then laid the pump down on the far end of the bed and spread her cheeks and said "I'm about to suck yo' booty bitch, but don't call me Kevin Gates."

Williams sucked and sucked until she started to go into a rapid convulsion. At that moment he came up for air and went right back in, until she was lying still.
He then put her soul into the mason jar and just like that, Williams vanished like a backpage hooker who had just been paid for her services.

We will have an update on his newest victim later this evening on the 8:00 news.

If you see this man, do not approach him. Do not let him know that you see him.
Call Albion Public Safety, the feds, Dog The Bounty Hunter, the Marines, the Navy and the man who killed Osama Bin Laden. We need all the help we can get, as Williams has been on the run for 7 years now, and has yet to be captured.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.