Columbus man found sleep on a park bench.

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6:30 this morning police find Dre Dre Johnson sleep on a bench in carver park. As they approached him they see he wasn't responding. It turns out that Dre Dre Johnson had Masterbated himself into a coma. Paramedics came and took Dre Dre Johnson to st. Francis hospital where he is in critical condition. Stay tuned for an update.

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