Delaware woman arrested for repeat tree molesting
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A local delaware woman Charlotte noble has heen arrested on multiple counts of tree molestation. The woman has appeared in the metropolitan park several times in the past 3 months apparently kissing and groping trees in a sexual manner. The woman was quoted as saying " I cant help myself theres nothing sexier than a big strong sturdy tree". She will appear for a judge monday morning.
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