Donald Trump found dead after rally in Ohio

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We all knew this was coming, but we did not know when. The candidate to the presidency, Donald Trump, was killed by one of his bodyguards known as Patrick Henry. Henry escaped and is nowhere to be found. This was a tragic story to the family of Trump. Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. are on their way to their father's home, coming from a vacation in Africa after killing lions. Melania Trump has not appeared in public news since her husband's assassination last night.

This will make Hillary Clinton's way to the White House much easier. She will only have to defeat third-party candidates, Jill Stein and Gary Johnson, which have a minimum chance of winning any state. Hillary Clinton has very few days before the election. Republicans have no one to back except third-party candidate, Gary Johnson, who has very similar policies as Donald Trump. Jill Stein has very similar policies as Secretary Clinton, but Clinton alreadt has most of the Democrat's support. Gary Johnson may step up his game, but hopefully for the Republicans/Libertarians, Gary Johnson's stupidity won't hold him back.

Nothing is known about Trump's funeral, or where it will be. But for the latinos, this is awesome news. Donald Trump is dead and almost nothing is in the way for Hillary Clinton to win this election. Many celebrities that endorsed Trump are now endorsing Johnson. If not, they are neutral. But at least now, this country is very much in safe hands and we are probably having a Democratic president for the next 4 and possibly 8 years.

YOU THOUGHT. Lmfao nah I know you didnt fall for it. It would be AWESOME if Trump died.

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