Virginia Beach man caught "making love to a cobalt ss"
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Virginia Beach Va- Resident Tyler J Geiser was caught by multiple witnesses fornicating with a vehicle. When police arrived Mr. Geiser was fully nude "making love to his car" many reports say, he was also watching a YouTube video of cobalt SS turbo blow off valves to help him "get off" When police tried to apprehend Mr. Geiser he pleaded that the car was "his wife" and it was "the best he ever had" When Police finally got Geiser arrested, they searched the vehicle for drugs and contraband. Geiser had a fake marriage license for the car and himself. He also had plenty of nude photos of himself and the vehicle together. Mr. Geiser will be put into a mental hospital until further notice.
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