Kevin Vanek is expected to become Oak Park's biggest drug dealer next year
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The Oak Park Police have randomly selected 50 OPRF student's phones to track all of 2016. OPRF junior, Kevin Vanek, was one secretly selected. From the messages we have gathered, Kevin is a big fan of weed. We recently found he is looking to bring some to his trip to the Bahamas so the airport will have extra K-9 dogs over break. Starting next week Oak Park Police will be following Kevin before and after school and on weekends. We are asking for the village to help us keep an eye on him and to call us with any information you have. He is about 5'7, a ginger, and has little to no muscle.
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