Father of 2 and husband arrested for eating skittles while driving in Kernersville
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Police arrested 25 year old James Casey Jacobs today after stopping him because car was smoking. Originally it was because the vehicle in question was a danger to the driver and other drivers in the community. But when they flashed their lights inside the car, they found James making love to blue skittles with his mouth. He seemed to be enjoying the pink skittles the most. When the officer on duty asked if mr. jacobs noticed his car was smoking, mr. jacobs said quote, "Yeah i noticed. My car does this every night. Loves smoking weed through the gas tank". There you have it. Eat skittles and let your car smoke weed every day. This is a joke and if you read the entire thing, you are 100 remedial and should never be considered to have nor ever had a brain with recognition of false information. Yep you're an idiot. Jay Melody Out.
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