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Manchester City starlet Tiernan Cregan has competed a 6 year deal at Real Madrid. The Balon D'or winning goalkeeper has left Manchester City after winning all possible trophies under Pep Guardiola. Last week the €90'000'000 fee was agreed and a €280,000 weekly wage.

CREGAN: I am delighted to have signed for Real Madrid and to begin this exciting journey under Zidane. I still have another 10 years left in my career and I believe I can learn as a player and a man at Madrid.

ZIDANE: We have been watching Mr. Cregan since he was at Cork City. We didn't think he would move straight to the top of England and when he did we instantly made a bid after his first season was over. Now he is finally here we cannot wait to begin playing in the league once it starts up.

Tiernan Cregan will join with his teammates in Azerbaijan in a friendly match against Chelsea and then his first training with the team will be in the Pre-season invitational in California.

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