William Kelly to replace Eddie Van Halen for 2018 World Tour says Wolfgang

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"I've had it with my Dad....he's terrible now." stated Wolfgang Van Halen on his Twitter feed on September 14th. "William Kelly is the future of Van Halen and the world will see this when we tour in 2018". The rest of the band not available for comment. Van Hagar bassist Kevin Rios is reported saying "Fuck that guy! We don't need him anymore!" about William's recent departure from the 1 Sammy Hagar Van Halen Tribute, Van Hagar. More details coming as this story unfolds!

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