Dildo thief spotted in Hamilton
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A recent string of dildo related burglaries has rocked the city of Hamilton, Ontario these last two weeks.
The first case,
Police say a man, phoned into 9-1-1 claiming a caped burglar was foricbly stealing his sex related paraphenalia this was onky about 1-2 weeks ago.
They say the man stumbled into a near by shwarma shop possibly injuring his hand in the process.
The victim of the theft said he gave pursuit, but was stopped when and ambulance did an abrupt exit and stopped him from following the man further.
Similar incidents have occured one where a victim not willing to come forward said hes buying more i hopes the burglar comes back to share.
So lock up your "50 shades of hey!!"
And keep a look out on the Hamilton streets for a man with a shaved head, early thirties with a possiy injured hand and a love of shwarma.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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