Keyonna Sanders wanted for questioning after $50,000,000 in EBT benefits mistakenly credited to his EBT Card
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Dothan Police are looking to speak with 31 year old Derrick Johnson after authorities say on Thursday November 20, 2017 that the Department of Social Service accidently credited $50,000,000 to her EBT Card giving him a total of $50,000,835 in Food Stamps. Since then “Fro” as they call him he has been spotted at Several Upper Class Grocery stores like Sams Club through out the Dothan area buying Lobster, Steaks, Filet Mignon. Our news reporters caught up with her friend Brandon Beacham, who told us that Derrick said “Hell, my folks been eating Oodles & Noodles and Bologna Sandwiches all of their lives, Now I got $50,000,000 in Food Stamps my folks are going to eat good!!!” Our reporters tried to talk speak with his other friend James Johnston as he was exiting Sav-Alot with 5 full Carts and he told us flat out “I ain’t telling yall shit”. Derrick was last seen at Publix buying 100 Boxes of Hamburgers and 200 pounds of Chicken so the Authorities think he is planning a huge Cookout. If you see Derrick please Contact 1800UZASnitch.
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