BREAKING NEWS: Pat Riley under fire after taking massive dump on Lebron James' dootsteps

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Heat president Pat Riley is under firing after reportedly flying to Los Angeles and taking a world record dump on Lebron's Brentwood mansion. This comes days after LeBron James announced he would be playing with the Lakers on a 4 year contract worth a fuck load of money. Reports claim that after Lebron secretly told Riley he'd be playing with the Heat and then announced he was going to Los Angeles, Riley had steam coming out of his ears beacuse of how pissed he was. When questioned about the incident Pat Riley said "That Ohio Nigger got what he deserved, he's lucky I didn't smear it on his front door". LeBron later responded to his comment by saying "yo mamma bitch". Pat Riley is currently hiding out at Luke Walton's house as the Heat discuss wat to do with the old fart.

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