Area Trump Supporter Wins Eldred Queen of Hearts Drawing
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Scott Osment, a native of Pittsfield Illinois and well known Trump supporter has defied nearly insurmountable odds to win the Eldred, Illinois American Legion, Queen of Hearts drawing. The drawing took place just after 7pm in the sleepy river town of Eldred. Scott Osment came forward and they drew his card which happened to be the coveted Queen of Hearts worth $216,000.00. Scott Osment was jubilant, yet humble, saying "I owe my luck to my pal, "Tiny" who taught me a newfangled folding technique on my tickets". Mr. Osment had one last comment, stating, "Donald Trump and I have something in common now, we both are against them illegals and we both rich" . Scott Osment was last seen purchasing cigars and Blue Moon beer while wearing a confederate flag hat. He was heard by onlookers yelling, "Make America Great Again!!"
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