AT&T reformatting HBO series Westworld

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BREAKING: Matt Cahill, vice president of marketing at AT&T has announced plans to reformat the next installment of the HBO series Westworld, which will be the series 3rd season.

At the national telecommunication conference in Chicago, Matt discussed the decision: "Consumers are always on the go, in this day and age it is now important than ever that entertainment be in easily digestible format". Cahill continued, "Reformatting the show into 20-30 minute installments with much less convoluted plotlines will help bring in more casual viewers and be very beneficial to our existing AT&T wireless customers for easy viewing on the go".

A spokesperson for HBO declined to comment on the format changes, but instead offered some insight on the their new parent company, AT&T. "HODOR HODOOR HOLDOOR HOLD DOOR, now I understand" she said. "Looking back, it was so obvious that my dude would have to hold some random door open so the Raven eye kid could escape, bruh is built to hold open doors...he's jacked. I bet he could hold open those revolving doors even"

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