Local man indifferent to political opinions
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Local man Jake Milroy has been reported to be indifferent to any particular political opinion.
The Billinge resident has been quoted (on a Corybn supporters facebook feed) "I'm no Corbyn fan, but I'm not his enemy either." It turns out that this isn't the first time for jake, these responses have been seen on pages of Joseph Stalin, Jacob Reese Mogg and Benito Mussolini. This has undoubtedly caused confusion and uproar within the local population and authority and it is understood a swift plan of action is be drafted to deal with the situation. Jake can be expecting to recieve one of the following punishments if apprehended:
- Made to live in a local grid for 8 months.
- Have to choose between a meal of chips with piss instead of vinegar or a piece of cod with a bit of blurt on it.
- Sleep in a bed full of slugs for 6 weeks.
- Have to attend a session every sunday with dirty pete and the boys.
If you see this man please contact the authorities and do not try to make physical contact as he's known to already have given 12 people their dinner.
Pedro Garcia
Tiddley Times
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