SANTA CLAUS ARRESTED AT BORDER TRYING TO ENTER THE U.S. ILLEGALLY

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Monday 27 June 2059 71675 Shares

Santa Claus was arrested late last night as he tried to enter the United States without the proper paperwork. "He was very rude to me" said the female border agent who took part in the arrest. "He called me a Ho. In fact, he called me a Ho three times." Mr. Claus is currently in a detention center and is expected to be sent back to the North Pole next week. His reindeer were donated to a local zoo where they were used to feed the lions.

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