Idiot white girl ‘invents’ new holiday just to find out it’s already a holiday

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A 13 year old girl just realized (after 3 years) that Christmas Eve is in fact a fucking holiday.
A text message that Anastasia Prather sent to a group chat reads “ is christmas eve not a thing or am i just on acid again.” She sent two other text messages that read i thought i made up a whole fake holliday thing for a solid 3 years” she also says “ i had convinced myself that christmas eve wasn’t real but i kept seeing people post stuff on their snapchat so i was like ????”
This girl is officially named crackhead of the year. This girl is known to be “THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY” she is pregnant and had no sexy-wexy.
She had many fetishes that include, toes, puss filled back pimples, ass hole tickling and more. She sold her shirt for a grilled cheese sandwich.
This girl likes to act up and act like a fool. She is full of shit and eats ass.

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