Horrible African American NHL Player, Republican Hopeful, Diagnosed With Covid-19
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The New Jersey Devils, in conjunction with the Office of the Republican Party, have released a joint statement confirming that has-been NHL defenceman and Republican political hopeful, PK Subban, has been diagnosed with Covid-19. He fell ill while looting a Victoria's Secret boutique in Manhattan, claiming that he "left his wallet at home, and absolutely had to have those gorgeous purple lacy panties". According to reliable sources he is resting comfortably in a private luxury suite at New York's Bellevue Hospital's psychiatric ward.
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images