Hospitals are being filled after a recent spike of torn vaginas caused my Maximus “megatron” Montepeque
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8/7/20 MIAMI, FLORIDA
A 16 year old highschooler is currently being questioned by authorities after 24 girls from the age 15-22 have been rushed to the E.R. with a case of a torn vagina caused by what sources claim is “A Mastadon Cock”. Files on the 16 year old varsity athlete say that he has a 12 inch long and 6 inch wide “Gurthinator”.
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