Criminal,gang leader,ceo on run
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Christopher Polus ceo of penis inc was seen in a gang attack this morning on dill pickle road.he was arrested and arranged an escort to Blaine county prison.on the way his gang members jumped in and scrambled the escort freeing him and getting him on the run.it is supposed that he is hiding in Blaine county under the protection of mouse gang.he is wanted in 38 states for murder,rape,abuse,harassment,reckless driving,gang attacks,illegal import and export businesses,illegal black market businesses,illegal possession of guns,cars,drugs,drug abuse,selling drugs,heist,association with gangs and more.it is said that at 7:36 when he was driving to McDonald rival gang turtle gang had a jump on him.he was pinned down using his car as cover taking them out but by the time he finished moose was already on the scene.penis inc was secretly illegally importing and exporting and using black market to get money and also trafficked kids.it is reported penis inc has abducted 9,373 children under the age of 15 and selling them.christopher Polus also has 37,384 reported murders but estimated to be more.suspects wear a black leather jacket with black jeans and a gold skull chain.if you see him dial 911 and run,we’ll have more information after the FIB do more investigating.
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