Jayden Carnahan Won Fattest Pussy Award!!!

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Jayden Carnahan Won Fattest Pussy Award!!!

Jayden Carnahan is a 6’0 285 pound boy, who recently won the award for being Lexington County’s fattest pussy. Jayden has worked very hard for this award by hang- ing out with the lang sisters, Jayden gave The Durag Chronicles a quote saying “The lang sisters have been the best thing that’s happened to me my whole life, I couldn’t thank them enough for dealing with me being a scumbag 24/7". Mr. Carnahan has absolutely exceeded expectations in being Lexingtons fattest pussy, and he hopes to win it again next year

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