2 Men on Alert in Las Cruces Surrounding Areas
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Police have stated they have been getting complaints and calls concerning 2 males both unknown at the moment to be going around Las Cruces nieghborhoods looking ugly as shit. Both man are skonkas and are known to be carrying the deseaese called GodamnImuglyitis. 3 reported dead smelling the Asian Americans breathe and 1 injured do to a head butt by the other male with his big ass 10 head ass. If seen please call 1800-helptheseniggas.
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