UT Student Caught in Possesion of Dank Memes
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UT Student Jacob Villanueva was caught in possesion of possibly hundreds of dank memes stored on an encrypted hard drive. Officials are working hard at cracking the drive that could incriminate the student for expulsion. Having received a nervous phone call from the local Room Assistant of the Jester Dormitory, the police immediately dispatched their best officers on Friday at 4:20 p.m. Arriving in the dorm, insane cries of laughter could be heard all the way down the hall. The officers had no choice but to draw their weapons and assume the worse. However when they broke into his room, knowing full well he couldn't answer the door like a normal person, they found Jacob on the ground covered in photos of what police only describe as "green frogs riding unicycles" and "spongebob characters". The officers were given two weeks leave to recover from the horrendous scene they bravely witnessed. Jacob is being held at Travis County Penitentiary until the full investigation is complete.
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