BREAKING NEWS: More False Hope For Blood Klotz Fans
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Punxsutawney Pa. - After more than a year apart the band "Blood Klotz" has reunited. A video has surfaced showing the Pennsyltucky douche bags practicing a couple of classic tunes from way back in the 1900s. It appears in the video that time apart has had little to no effect on their sound. They still suck as bad as they ever have. One noticeable difference however is that members Derek Keller and Dennis Oley have traded positions. Both Keller and Oley appear healthier than they did before leaving the public eye, creating speculation that they may have been recently released from prison. However founding member Josh Klotz's appearance hasn't changed much and his performance is just as dull and bland as it has been from their beginning. We've learned from an unknown but reliable source that this event only marks a temporary gathering, but if it becomes more frequent we'll be the first to report it.
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