Livonia IT director quits job and becomes a roadie
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A successful Livonia man gives up his career as an It director to become a roadie for his all time favorite band. His passion for music and this band has been something that has consumed his life for 15 plus years now. Sal Warmann is going to be the guitar tech, drum tech and bass tech for the band Hinder. According to management, "We wanted a guy who could do all 3 jobs and that we could pay almost nothing." "In Sal we found our guy." Drummer and founding member Cody Hanson added, "Sal just worships us. We need a guy a we can kick around and will do anything we ask. Even if it means cleaning a toilet seat off before we use it or washing our stage clothes right after we are done with our set." Lead guitar player Blower Garvey stated, "This guy is a true fan, he knows all the words and music by heart. He is such a fan we can abuse him and he comes back for more." New lead singer Marshall Dutton adds "With Sal, now I am not the whipping boy anymore. In fact I can tell him he is a douche bag and everyone just laughs." One local woman said "I was at the red light at Harrison and Plymouth and i heard this dude singing Lips of angel at top volume with his window rolled down." "He was giving Eskimo kisses to his dog during the solo." Sal said he would sell his house and live in a van down by the river to continue this new dream he has chosen. Good luck brother, your gonna need it.
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