Hospital employee mugged and sexually assualted
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Mike Steele 30 from Gatley Cheshire, was mugged and sexually assaulted with a banana in the early hours of this morning. The victim who was found wearing women's clothes, was walking past Gatley Tandoori restaurant when the assault happened. He was dragged into a side road by 5 Asians and mugged for his iPhone 6 and a packet of cheese and onion pringles. it is alleged that they then took turns in inserting there genitals into his mouth and sticking a banana into his anus. The victim Mr steele says "he felt deeply embarrassed by getting a hard on during the assault". He is now recovering in hospital and urges any witnesses to please come forward with any information they may have.
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