News Update: Donna is STILL asleep...

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After telling her boyfriend, Christopher, to call and wake her up, he's called her roughly 7 times or so and she still appears to be snoozing. According to local officials, she is probably sleeping really good, has thrown her phone across the room while in a dream state, or has turned off the ringer while half asleep. Sources say that since she has been ill lately, it is likely that it's taking her longer to wake up. We'll keep you updated as this exciting story unfolds.

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