Beans at breakfast linked to chronic delusional states.

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In a study performed by 125,000 research hospitals around the world, it has been proven that eating beans in the early hours create profound feelings of self entitlement, delusions of importance and can even lead to people listening to Ultraxox and UK Subs. Test subjects were returned to normality by a steady dose of exposure to early Stooges and Ramones music.

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