Couple Wanted For Double Homicide

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A local Johnson City couple, known as "The Hell Fire Two" are being sought after by authorites. Jeremy Griffin and his female companion, known as "Val" are both wanted for the slaying of a couple in Shitzburg, NY. The couple, who's names havent been released, were both slaugtered in their home. The male victum had his throat slit & his nuts were strapped to his ears. While the female was given a such frontal wedgie that she did not survive. Griffin & "Val" were last seen heading south on HIghway 666 in a black '69 Dodge Charger.

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