Kaepernick Signs With NKFL
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Colin Kaepernick (pictured, above), has signed a multi-won contract to play in the NKFL, also known as the North Korean Football League. In a state-run interview, Kaepernick says he is "absolutely overjoyed" to be playing football again. The quarterback, a former San Francisco 49er, signed a 10 year, 300,000,000 'won' (equivalent to 8.95 in US currency) will be playing for the Pyongyang Wimpmissiles, champions of the NKFL for twenty five years running. He will be replacing former quarterback, Mi-No Goode, who was executed by the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un, for failing to salute Kim during the North Korean national anthem at last year's Championship Game, won by the Wimpmissiles, 62-24. Kim Jong Un, who serves as Owner, President, Vice President, General Manager, Head Coach, and Strength And Conditioning Coach, has great expectations for his star quarterback. An attempt was made for an interview with Wimpmissiles back-up QB Ryan Leaf, but no contact was made. - Story by Em-Jay Mo-Rock
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