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Christopher Fortner was spotted hanging outside grocery, liquor & Rainbow clothing store searching for babymommas with 3 or more children whom reside in the gumper & Johnny Shield projects of East St.Louis (Estl). His purpose was questioned until he was arrested with 75 link cards totaling over 50k. Authorities say he was slanging dick to multiple duralect females (whom were unwanted by others) and taking fruit snacks from snotty nosed ass kids with the purpose of paying off his 2015 Dodge Challenger (a eye catcher for the bad built project babymommas)! Authorities have not yet released the names of the baby mommas however multiple children have been hospitalized due to starvation a sacrifice made in order for the babymommas to recieve what has been called "HOT COCK". Christopher faces federal charges for soliciting government issued funding , pocketing tanf, and state charges of child endangerment & prostitution. Last words from Christopher "fuck Donald Trump"
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