High-ranking officials at the Presidio running Black Ops on civilians
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It has come to light that high-ranking officers at the Presidio have been using resources for their own ends when it comes to harassing civilians using counterintelligence activity. These individuals are in the process of being brought to Justice for their use of government funds and government equipment including but not limited to personnel and high-tech surveillance equipment such as drones, listening devices, video and camera equipment. Invading people's work and their homes.
Inside sources tell us this has been going on for a while unauthorized Black Ops has become a huge problem, one of our inside sources who we will refer to as, ( deepthroat ) told us that her superiors have been running these Ops against anyone that they feel is against a more stringent government control of the American people including destroying them! She also went on to say that when the new story broke about these officials running a brothel with goats came out it was squashed like a bug and didn't hit the mainstream media, it only made a brief appearance and then was gone, And the reporter was fired and then mysteriously slipped on a bar of soap and died when he impaled himself on a butcher knife 9 times in the shower.
Americans have noticed these drones that resemble birds at a first glance but looking closer are definitely man-made. Another reporter that was going to run this story the following Monday disappeared in the mountains with his family, they were later found incoherent and had been tied and tortured and left at Disneyland. ( Disneyland denied to have any comment on the subject )
Deepthroat went on to talk about how they were recruiting students at colleges and then brainwashing them to do their bidding to bring down the government by using anal sex to to pass on information from one operative to the other, deepthroat said that it was injected in a way that nothing could be found in a cavity search and could only be retrieved by having anal sex again. They even fitted a drone with a dildo that they could attack people on the street and inject them with information that they would carry unknowingly, and a mind-altering drug at the same time so they would not remember, not knowing why their butt hurt or there was a rip in their clothes.
When the reporter started checking into the goat scandal, they unknowingly uncovered something much larger then a bunch of Pricks doing evil things, little did they know that they would stumble into the largest cover up of the American people being fucked over, sodomized to be factual. The drones were fitted with a anal ease Lube and mind altering drug, some drones also carried tracking devices as well as listening devices from that orifice. We have attained some of the license plates of these participants in their debauchery as they went on to a gay leather club and they're off hours.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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